i like text posts. but no one else does. so i made this.

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via spudsgood)

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2 weeks ago

jamsfranca:

LISZTOMANIA

BERE ASHLAHEA S CHKEELE GOOO

LAJALR IRAA RLAJAKLJ RAA OOOOOOH

NOT EASILY OFFENDED

(via henrytudors)

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1 month ago

wet-chrome:

I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.

(via henrytudors)

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1 month ago

jaclcfrost:

inasilversky:

jaclcfrost:

"if you actually went to bed at a normal time and got more sleep you wouldn’t be so exhausted all day" yeah well. also. logically. if i were a bear. i would be a bear. and do bear things. like eat honey. and hang out with a kid named christopher robin. that’s logic. or maybe that’s just winnie the pooh. i don’t know. i don’t need sleep

you need sleep

i need honey

(via henrytudors)

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1 month ago

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

(Source: communistbakery, via captainrogurs)

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1 month ago

baggier:

who is this “Gurt” person that everyone keeps saying yo to

(via captainrogurs)

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1 month ago

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

(via dearory)

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1 month ago

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via kasgillan)

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1 month ago

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via claraslost)

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1 month ago

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(Source: catesstrophe, via faramihr)

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2 months ago